This notebook will help keep you in order, be it measurements, sketches, planning or for tearing pages out to let the warden know you'll only be 5 minutes.<\/p>
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Small print as below:<\/p>
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*Measure and memorise, go outside, pick up saw, \u2018was it 46 or 66\u2019, go back inside,<\/p>
measure again but this time write it down, go outside, pick up saw,<\/p>
\u2018Wait was that from the skirting or the wall?\u2019<\/p>
go back inside, measure from the correct place and write it down,<\/p>
go back outside, pick up saw, look at notes,<\/p>
now see two measurements. \u2018It\u2019s definitely this one\u2019.<\/p>
\u2018I think, no, I\u2019m sure. No, hang on let me check.\u2019<\/p>
Back inside, up the stairs, go to check and realise the tape measure is downstairs,<\/p>
back down the stairs, grab tape measure, back up the stairs, check again,<\/p>
this time you know exactly what\u2019s what.<\/p>
Attempt to write it down and realise that the pencil is still outside,<\/p>
\u00a0berate yourself because you vaguely noticed it was there when you went back to get the tape measure.<\/p>
Tell yourself you will just say the measurement over and over in your head as you go down to the saw,<\/p>
bump into the client on the stairs<\/p>
\u2018Oh go on then, milk and one sugar please\u2019.<\/p>
Arrive at the saw without a clue. Pick up pencil,<\/p>
\u00a0stare intently at your surroundings ensuring you haven\u2019t put the tape measure down and it is still upstairs,<\/p>
\u00a0because the world isn\u2019t ready for the rage you will feel<\/p>
\u00a0when you get up there and can\u2019t find it again.<\/p>
Go upstairs holding pencil and paper at arm\u2019s length so they cannot escape your sight.<\/p>
Enter room, tape measure nowhere to be seen.<\/p>
Use some of the lesser used swear words saved just for occasions such as these,<\/p>
accidentally banging your head when craning your neck<\/p>
\u00a0behind a desk to see if it has fallen down.<\/p>
Start walking down the stairs slowly<\/p>
\u00a0affronted at the way you have been treated by Sod and his laws,<\/p>
notice the tape measure halfway down the stairs where you were placing your tea order.<\/p>
Grab it, run back up the stairs, two at a time.<\/p>
Nothing will stop you now.<\/p>
Measure, write it, underline it three times,<\/p>
run to workbench, mark up the timber, fire up the saw and make the cut.<\/p>
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**Client brings in the tea, 'Ah... I was hoping you might mitre those corners'<\/p>
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